If Cecil is ever allowed to sing on Night Vale I expect nothing less than either an ode to Carlos, a creepy scout song or a huge, shouted anthem against Strexcorp.
the family business
this family probably needs some therapy sessions
being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs
That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing
arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk